he puts the penis in happiness.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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