Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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