We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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