If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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