i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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