Its about making memories worth repressing
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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