Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize