So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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