Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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