4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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