Who wears a wallet chain?!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
