I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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