he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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