Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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