we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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