we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Randomize
