And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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