Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
