You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
one might say we're banned from that church
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize
