the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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