Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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