theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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