I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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