Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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