I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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