Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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