so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
The best revenge is premature balding
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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