Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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