If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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