uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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