Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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