I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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