shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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