hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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