I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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