I'd wear matching sweaters with you
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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