But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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