ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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