you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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