I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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