Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
