I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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