I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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