About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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