Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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