oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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