The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
