at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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