Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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