I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
