Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I think your dad took our porno
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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