Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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