Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
