im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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