Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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